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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Joining QotW on a more permanent basis
I have so much to share:
Cock Tuesday
ym
My horrible rants
What do you think? am I ready to move to offtopic or am I still considered a sort of irritating /talk troll.
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I think you've failed the first test.
Sorry.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22,
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Veto
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22,
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Cock Tuesday?
I am intrigued enough to allow you to move. Are we talking bird or phallus?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22,
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don't get him started
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22,
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Thank fuck!
Another voice of reason.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23,
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If you only knew the power of Cock Tuesday
I don't need QotW anyway.
We have our OWN SECRET BOARD.
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24,
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Secret?
Haha!
Strangely enough, the 29th December is my Birthday.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26,
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actually it isn't that secret anymore.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15629 ;(
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27,
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This seems an awful lot like Gollum talking to himself in LOTR
I like it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31,
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Ahaha
Loving this right now.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31,
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I'm having a seriously
dull day at work. B3tabitching/ranting is helping me through it just
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23,
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A personal favourite
www.b3ta.com/talk/5990587
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25,
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After
two pages the words "cock" and "Tuesday" have lost all meaning
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28,
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WOOP WOOP WOOP
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28,
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It's a free country. *shrugs*
What is your stance on internet hugs?
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23,
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You'd need to write more than one line answers
Not sure if you'd be able to manage that after so many years of /talk.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23,
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I like the idea of a board that is /talk but with the ability to hotlink images.
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31,
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ANGER
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41,
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Why the anger?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46,
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You just seem very angry today.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47,
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Not in this thread
*checks*
Nope, you must be thinking of another thread.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:02,
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Fine by me!
Especially considering you're going to win this week!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27,
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There are no words to describe the size of my smirk at this thought.
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28,
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You'll be ok here I think.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29,
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You know what I'm like Piston.
You of all people should have cause to curse my migration.
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WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31,
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In that case, you're welcome here
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33,
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Actually I don't mind.
It's only the internet.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34,
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Ah Wormy
All b3tans are welcome here. Especially you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30,
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Well, everyone...
Except Bert
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34,
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I like Bert
Where is he? Has he flounced off to the b3ta retirement home for the enraged attention seeker?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35,
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I'm afraid his attention-seeking
Was terminal.
He didn't get the required amount and lapsed into a coma.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39,
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I hear
he got absorbed into the body of the guy who came second in the 2007 South Vietnamese Sumo Wrestling Championship, and is now touring Portugal with a following of portly Vietnamese assistants, trying to find Madeline McCann.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:40,
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Don't you mean
Trying to remember where he put her?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43,
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STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.
Idiots, the attention will draw him out of hibernation.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46,
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I actually texted him yesterday or the day before...can't remember
to ask him where he was and no response. Ponders...
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47,
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Are you
Trying to ruin the internet?
*sighs*
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49,
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No, I'm just THAT bored today
couldn't you tell?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03,
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Yeah, I could actually.
:p
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11,
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Well done
biscuit?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12,
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I best not,
It's lunchtime soon.
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Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:15,
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Rants
Rants are welcome here. I can't have the monopoly on being an Angry Man.
ym
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33,
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I didn't know you were an Angry Man
I shall pretend to be scared from now on.
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Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37,
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He does a very good line in Angry man
just not every day. He's very concise and articulate as well though, so random rants can be caught up in well worded discourse
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49,
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Thank you!
Life's little frustrations tend to make me seethe... Then I write about them. I like to think there's a little Citizen Smith spirit in me.
Apparently I'm very nice and polite in the real world.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56,
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Welcome
I expect full on rage when we meet.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03,
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My opinion is worth naught to all, I fear
but I have been entertained by your posts and have no objection whatsoever to seeing more of them.
I do, however, reserve the right to reverse this decision at any time.
Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41,
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