Neither do I :D
1. I'm fat
2. Apparently, I give good head (well, at least I like to give it, and have been complemented on it. Thoguh a guy will say anything when your lips are round his cock, including "I love you" and "You're pretty")
3. In received wisdom, fat girls give good head, because they're always hungry and will eat anything in their mouth.

Have I proved the rule?

And then I was saying something about me being fat resulting in having veganism forced upon me (I'm vegetarian already) then just a general moan about lack of cock.

Clearer? Or unneeded?

I've no idea what I'm saying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ok
wanders off. Little too much information
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry
*unnecessary reply*

Having a case of the wordvomit today
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

My ex was fat
Very fat. She gave awful head, and took great offence when I gently tried to steer her the right way. I'm afraid I have disproved your rule.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Maybe all she needs is
a beautiful, posh, mixed-race schoolboy to instill a love of it and its proper methods at a young age.

Or not.

And this boy was thin. He put on a stone and a half in the interim between us last seeing each other, and I didn't notice. I love bony boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)