I have a question too
Would you rather:

A: Be given £10,000 or

B: Receive oral sex from a person of your choice everyday for a year.

Note: you can't spend the £10k on sexual favours.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:44, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Right...
£10,000 / 365 days = £27.40p per blowjob.

Sounds like a bargain.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

It works out just under £28 a pop
Therefore I'd go for the oral sex, as I'd gladly pay £28 to force my cock into the mouths of the rich, famous and elite.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I'd obviously spend the first month or so getting head from immensely hot women.
But I'd then draw up a list of people I can punish and humiliate with my penis.

*Geordie accent*
Day 37, and Lab has necked a couple of Viagra in order to prepare him for today's victim, Gordon Brown, who was seen moments ago praying for the merciful release of death in order to save him from what is now known as the 'Spiteful Throatfuck'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

It's not entirely clear
if the person of your choice is chosen at the start or chosen afresh each day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

As it was vague
I interpreted it how I felt.

As I always do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Day 312 at 10 Downing Street....
and we see that Mr Brown has lost a lot of weight and has a penchant for Louis Vatton handbags.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

This'll be no good for Prescot's belimia.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I'll take the second option
Simply because there are SO many people in this town that I'd sell my left testicle just to be near.

That sounds pretty sad.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

oral sex every day for a year
no question about it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Oral sex can get boring after a while
Can't we mix it up a bit?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Although anyone I choose...
I think I'd go for that option.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I'd take the money
and give the oral as a special treat to whomever I fancied. Win win.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Ten Grand
Then I could put a deposit on an extension on our house thus minimising the chance of blow jobs being interruped by the fear of noise pollution corrupting innocent minds in the room next door.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Nothing say "I love you" more
Than a blowjob/cunnilingus* waking you up every morning.

*delete as inappropriate
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

B
Although when the year was up I think I'd cry.
( djtrialprice, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Don't cry, just make person 365
Be someone like Hannibal Lector.
Or a T-Rex.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I'd take the money.
I can live without oral sex for a year and have done previously.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Oh yes, this.
Damn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Tricksy
Not a great fan of receiving, most of the guys I've had were doin' it wrong (apart from one, thank GOD I couldn't see his face. Fantastic though), and much prefer giving. But I'd put on so much weight :/

It's nice to be desired an' all, but I think I'd take the money. Although it's pretty much "I'll never get nookie again" :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Never said you have to swallow in the rules
I never do.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

But...but...
A lot of fun is in the swallowing!

It kind of ruins it if you have to run off and hawk up in a sink. When I was younger I used to let the young gentleman receiving jizz on his stomach then lick it off...and wipe off what I didn't want.

I blame my bi ex for turning me into a mean not-so-lean blowjob machine.

Sorry for sheer amount of info.

This IS b3ta, after all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Not if you steer the cum cannon into his face instead of your own
and let him have a good lick
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

haaaa
Quite tempted to do that, actually.

I guess that's why you get head off fat girls, they're always fucking hungry. Speaking of which, there is now enforced veganism in the house. Fuck. That. Shit.

I miss cock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I have no idea of what you're trying to say
but +1 for trying
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Neither do I :D
1. I'm fat
2. Apparently, I give good head (well, at least I like to give it, and have been complemented on it. Thoguh a guy will say anything when your lips are round his cock, including "I love you" and "You're pretty")
3. In received wisdom, fat girls give good head, because they're always hungry and will eat anything in their mouth.

Have I proved the rule?

And then I was saying something about me being fat resulting in having veganism forced upon me (I'm vegetarian already) then just a general moan about lack of cock.

Clearer? Or unneeded?

I've no idea what I'm saying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

ok
wanders off. Little too much information
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry
*unnecessary reply*

Having a case of the wordvomit today
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

My ex was fat
Very fat. She gave awful head, and took great offence when I gently tried to steer her the right way. I'm afraid I have disproved your rule.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Maybe all she needs is
a beautiful, posh, mixed-race schoolboy to instill a love of it and its proper methods at a young age.

Or not.

And this boy was thin. He put on a stone and a half in the interim between us last seeing each other, and I didn't notice. I love bony boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Enforced veganism?
How the hell has that happened? My vegan housemate has never tried to enforce it on the rest of us...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'm a vegetarian by breeding
And at the moment, I live with my parents. They think I'm fat (which I am) so are trying to get me to lose weight by cutting out dairy.

of course, I'm not down with that.

And I'm not a basement dweller, I'm still of age to be living with them, though I'm off in a few months! Woo!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Having never been vegetarian
I can't properly appreciate how that must change things for you. However, I do know that a life without cheese would be unbearable, and the very thought makes me sad. I may have to arrange contraband deliveries of cheese to keep your spirits up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Cheers for that
No cheese EVER would ruin my life. And milk in tea. And icecream. And ALL THAT IS GOOD.

*munches on creme egg and wipes tear of cholesterol out of eye*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I don't care what people think
I'd take the money!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

How gutted would you be if it turns out the person you choose is rubbish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

B
£10,000 just doesn't buy you that much these days...

/walks past the bass shop on Denmark Street
/spots the 1972 Fender Precision in the window
/reconsiders 'A'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I always tell men I'm crap at blowjobs.
Then if they still want me to do it and turn out to enjoy it then it's a bonus. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)