Pretty much nothing
But I have a friend who can dislocate his neck and sit it on his shoulder so it's about 120 degrees the wrong way.

It's one of the most grotesque things I've ever seen.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can do that with my shoulder
so it's facing 90 degrees the wrong way
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

*stuffs fist in mouth*
Ugh, that's making me feel squeamish.

I do have a bruised eyeball, but that's not really my body doing anything. I used to be able to pop all the blood vessels in that eye as a party trick. I stopped being invited to parties:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:10, Reply)