I've also made a discovery
If I stretch enough beforehand, I can fit both legs behind my head. I never used to be able to do that.

What odd things can you do with your body?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:03, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pretty much nothing
But I have a friend who can dislocate his neck and sit it on his shoulder so it's about 120 degrees the wrong way.

It's one of the most grotesque things I've ever seen.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I can do that with my shoulder
so it's facing 90 degrees the wrong way
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

*stuffs fist in mouth*
Ugh, that's making me feel squeamish.

I do have a bruised eyeball, but that's not really my body doing anything. I used to be able to pop all the blood vessels in that eye as a party trick. I stopped being invited to parties:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Pre-cum
is there anybody who cant?
(TheColonel, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I can
can you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I have, earlier.
*crusts*
(TheColonel, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Surely only a freak of some kind would be unable?
Surely?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21, Reply)

:'-(
That's it. I'm no longer stripping at your stag-do.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Well, you weren't going to anyway.
WERE YOU??
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I can hyperextend my elbows and fingers...
Also, I can roll my tongue. NYAAAAR!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I used to be able to pick my nose with my tongue
I can't now I've had it pierced :( It does aid in excellent blow jobs though :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Er... Er... Er... Er... Er... Er...
Coincidentally, as I read this answer, a line on bones was "It's quite simple, you just ejaculate in to the cup." Then Stewie Griffin turned up. It's most weird.

EDIT: BLOWIES! Hurrah!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

How very odd

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Me?
You?
Or Bones?

Or all three?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Bones turning into Stewie Griffin
but all three at a push
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Nah
Booth got a visitation from Stewie Griffin as he was about to jack off in to a cup to provide Bones with some baby gravy to get her pregnant.

There is a totally normal English sentence.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Is glad she doesn't watch Bones
then again, sounds like free drugs experience by watching it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Except, David Boreananananananaz.
He is not an appropriate drug induced vision.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, Reply)

He's just bad and wrong
nods
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I have very floppy fingers
Every movement makes them click and crack... can't hear it but I can feel them doing it. Unless I flex them, then they all crack at once with a pleasing set of snaps.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

I can..
-put my legs behind my head.
-join my hands behind my back, one arm coming back up over my shoulder - the other coming up from under, up to my mid forearm.
-can bend over backwards and touch the ground
-line my feet up, soles touching, draw my feet all way back until their resting just in front of me, then make my knees touch the ground
-lotus
-join my hands in front of me, step over them, dislocate and rotate both my shoulders in turn to "skip" with my own arms, and the same in reverse.

And a whole bunch of other things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Yeah, but can you do them all at the same time?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I think the question is
can she do all these things while applying for a UK working visa?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

yup.
sure can poptart. And can do things you wish I'd do to you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Trust me
You'll have problems finding that much barbed wire.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

who said anything about *barbed* wire?
razor wire is where it's at.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Mistress Cat
I like your style. Will you be wanting the spiked stiletto's today?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)

noes...
I can't walk in stilettos - my balance is bad enough already without putting me on miniature stilts!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Ah ha
Never managed them either.

I shall fetch the razor bladed flats instead.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You are awful.
But I like you! *shoves*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28, Reply)

After reading a few of those
I suddenly don't want the rest of this cider...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)

A while ago I discovered
I can fit my body through my handcuffed arms and end up with my hands back in front of me.

On another note I've also discovered that policemen don't like it when you do this in the back of the squad car on the way to the station to "Help them with their enquiries"
(bill, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I sense a story
Tell all. now?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:06, Reply)

One day
When the right question comes around!
(bill, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

mm
I can dislocate some toes
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, Reply)

I already knew about this
but I still wince every time...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I have 11 toes
They're in a jar in the fridge.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38, Reply)

i have
Four toes on my left foot (go frostbite).

Also, I am able to oscillate my eyeballs!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:52, Reply)

I can put my legs behind my head
this is not normally a particularly impressive feat, but I am a bloke, 6'2 and weigh 14 stone.

Most people don't believe I can do it when I tell them.

Don't even have to stretch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

I can...
Wank and type at the same tiiiiiiiime
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)