Today's Itinary, by Gonzalishous.
- Wake up: Check
- 10 Lengths in the big pool: Check
- Give that shirt that was to tight another try, does it fit? Check
- Smell mum's plenfora of baked goods (Lemon Dainty, Brownies and Cookies): Check
- Go to Friday Market to take some snaps: Todo
- By birthday candles for above baked goods: Todo
- Go to the local small harbour for lunch: Todo
- Realise you're still at the harbour at 10 in the evening: Todo
- Go to bed: Todo

What about you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:38, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Work
Eat
Work
Go to Mum's
Have beer
Fall asleep

Rock on.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Wake up. Check.
Shower. Failed. The people digging up the road have bust the water main. Those mother-fuckers.
Get dressed. Check.
Work. Check.
Pub. Pending
Work. Pending
Home. Pending
Drink. Pending
Sleep. Pending
( Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Get up at 6.30
Pop to corner shop for tasty Rockstar Juiced.
Drive to work.
Go to Sainsbury's to buy tasy tasty caek.
Go to McDonalds for a coffee and to read the paper.
Work: In progress.
CELEBRATION OF END OF HORRIFIC TEMPING JOB: Todo
Bar shift: Todo
Sleep: Todo
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Rockstar?
Good work.
Have you tried Monster? It's awful, and good.
I think it makes your pee go green though.
( Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:49, Reply)

Rockstar does!
I had a long green piss about which I was a touch concerned, so I googled 'Why have I got green piss?' and Rockstar was the answer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:53, Reply)

I love monster
When it comes to festival time, I live on it. It's the only energy drink I can have without feeling like Anne Widdicomes incontinence pads after.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)

I like the brown relentless or that one in the orange tin

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

I like that Relentless Inferno stuff
but Rockstar is Orange, Mango and Passionfruit and 112% more tasty!

Tastes a lot less like energy drink than you'd think too. On a related side note, nestling next to the Rockstar was the new MTV drink "Pussy".

:D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Does it come in a furry cup?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Haha!
Pussy isn't new, this weird little off-licence where I get my booze from has had it for at least six months. Maybe longer. I got a can when Hellboy II came out.
( Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Wash
Breakfast
Work - piss about, answer some phone calls, watch Discovery channel etc
Lunch
Work
Physiotherapy appointment - deliberately made for 3pm on Friday to miss bank holiday Friday afternoon rush at work
Chess with daughter
Dinner
Chill on sofa
A JD or two
Blissful early night in preparation of a nice long walk tomorrow

Rock and fucking roll.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Reset alarm where I accidentally turned it off, then hit snooze 6 times check
Shower Skip - no time after snoozing
Drive to work Check
Breakfast Check
Check facebook check
Check B3ta Check
Couple of mins doing some work/surfing around to find answer to something check
B3ta Check
...some kind of work... Pending
...beer... Pending
...beer... Pending
...shots... Pending
...beer... Pending
...shots... Pending
...smoke... Pending
...Pass out... Pending
Wake up fresh as a daisy, clear headed and in a fantastic mood as it's finally the weekend. Get up early and do stuff. Over optimistic
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Wake up - sort of
Get to work - check
Work (ok, B3ta) - pending
Go home - pending
Shower
Eat
College work
Sleep


EDIT: Fuck, I lead a boring life.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Me!
- Get woken up by kids at 6am demanding to watch Peppa Pig (Check)
- Take Kids to Nursery (Check)
- Decide not to go back to bed (Damn....Check)
- Start work on presentation for training course (Which I should have started 2 weeks ago... Check)
- Get snotty with Adobe Premiere for not rendering properly (Check)
- Forgo lunch and stuff face with sweets/crisps/ice-cream (Double Check)
- Set the video to render again (Check)
- Check b3ta (In progress)
- Try and finish presentation (Fat Chance)
- Wait for Mrs Coops to get home (Waiting...)
- Think about going to gym with her, but decide to hit the club bar (Probable)
- Pick kids up from Nursery (Got to I suppose)
- Enjoy a delightful evening of drinking (Yayhey!)
- Fall asleep on couch during Johnathon Ross show (100% Probable)

God bless shift patterns that mean I have Friday off!
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)