Put on BBC4
and watch the opera, there is a fella with two half coconuts and a stuffed wolf. He would also seem to have a lilly up his arse.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 22 May 2009, 20:25, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't have BBC4.
Could you recommend something else?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:26, Reply)

All other channels are showing
the Chelsea Fucking Flower Show.
You can watch BBC4 live online.
No excuse.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 22 May 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I saw a bit of the Chelsea Flower Show
but it was the bit with James May's Plasticine Garden.

*wants James May's plasticine garden*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Apparently the Chesea Flower Show this year features a plasticine garden
One of the contestants on "The News Quiz" on radio 4 tonight suggested Morph was buried under it.

/edit Hadn't quite read your post before I started typing, Tulip - ok it definitely has a plasticine garden :-) )
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:06, Reply)

'not available in your area'
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:51, Reply)

You're clearly some kind of
filthy foreigner.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Well I could've told you that.
That's why I don't have BBC4.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Tis James Brown now
Which is equally as good!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:18, Reply)

James Brown
is what you would get if you made James May out of plasticine and then rolled him up into a little ball.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

You know
I really can't think of a reply to that.

I went to look on google for a picture of James May in plasticine. I couldn't find one though. Might make one tomorrow now if I can find some.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Blu-tack
is really the only sculptural medium to be worked with.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

This man makes a good point
It is much easier to work with.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Plus
there's always the temptation to eat plasticine
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Mmm, reminds me of my primary school days
Graduation from playdough to primary school then they thought they could trust you not to eat it. Yeah, right! Like we wouldn't not eat anything.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Playdough
is awesome.

I haven't eaten it for over 20 years, but I swear to god that if I ever have kids I will sit next to them happily tucking into it.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:33, Reply)