There's only one thing I can think of
When a superb specimen of Estonian womanhood disrobed when I was 18 years old and offered herself to me on a plate. Like the complete pansy I was, I said "no".

/Hasn't seen anyone come close to her standard since, and I am still kicking myself 8 years later.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Empathy
I actually feel gutted for you. How weird is that?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:02, Reply)

Indeed
God-damned motherfucking Christianity.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:19, Reply)

I feel compelled to say
that was your first mistake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

*Spang*
I rather suspect it was.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)