WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????
You didn't consult your Ma & Pa on this! Snuck off and did it behind our backs, eh? Well, I hope you had it done somewhere clean and reputable (I'm talking about the premises, not your mouth, honey ;o)).
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Sorry Mam!
Thought I'd surprise ya!

And yes, I scoped the place out for hygiene before I handed over my money ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

hee hee
now I have a mental image of Jamie Oliver's tongue photoshopped on your face..... ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Ma
Just so's you know - I'm getting a tattoo on my 18th.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Good grief!
You kids are all running wild!

(secretly fancies another tat herself)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

i've been thinking about it for ages, i know what i want.
What're you planning on getting ma?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

You're getting a tattoo on your what?
I've never heard it called that before!

Oh, you mean birthday don't you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)

yes Da, I was talking about getting a tattoo on my clitoris
I mean 18th.
Sorry my 18th. I'm getting a tattoo on my 18th birthday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)