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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Though I did lose some IndiePoints for fancying Jared Leto.
When I last had a bloodtest I looked like him from the latter stages of the film. Except, not skinny and blackhaired. I am neitehr of those.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 22:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

gangrene in your arm and everything else?
p.s. I had a crush on Leto too. So you're not alone.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:09, Reply)

1. I didn't realise I was having a blood test (still haven't collected the results - it was to do with ESR and everyone knows that ESR don't mean shit)
2. It was first thing in the morning
3. I didn't drink enough the day before
4. I hadn't drunk anything that morning
5. My veins were hiding
6. The nurse had to dig around before she found it
7. Even then, no blood came out
8. Until she took the needle out, when the plaster she put over it gently floated away...
9. ????
10. Profit!
All for the result of "You once were ill, and now you're not, and oh, you've got SHITLOADS OF IBUPROFEN IN YOUR SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT"
Yeah. Protip for the girls- 5000mg in 2 days will delay periods. Trufax.
P.S. But are you a 14 year old emo girl? No? Then it's a little bad.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Well, that's probably debatable.
Sorry, I'm taking over this chunk of the thread.
STILL haven't watched Moulin Rouge all the way to the end :(
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:20, Reply)

IO've never been able to watch it all the way through...
Had a few joints the first time and it seemed like i was tripping the whole way through... Now I just can't take it seriously
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Good result that :P
p.s. I'm not, I'm a 21 year old bi who tends to lean into emo tendencies, does that still count?
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:24, Reply)

I had a party that day, so I just went around telling anyone who asked that I was back on the heroin.
I'm an 18 year old who in another world would have been horrifically scene, but is too fat/poor so is a vintage girl/wannabe vamp. And at the moment is enforcedly (a/pan)sexual.
Yes, that's right, I'm sharing teh love. Sorry.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Marking us out.
I don't want to get the reputation as a whiny desperate bint around here. Man the fuck up, Lampito. That's it.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:34, Reply)

But thats what the interweb is for!
And the lovely people of OT for boob jiggling, and general gropery ness! you're never far from a good grope in here!
Hahaha!
Jiggles boobs to make point :D
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:36, Reply)

*sadly moves breasts up and down*
Gaz for gropeage.
*hopes people realise the deliberate ironic cynicism...or not*
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:38, Reply)

You've got to do boob jiggling with a bit of enthusiasm. Else its no fun at ALL!
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:41, Reply)

*Wears spiffy hat*
*Masturbates furiously*
I want some baaaaaaadly!
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:39, Reply)

Good times. I've been off all the fun stuff for a year and a bit now so I can't say that I'm back on anything otherwise I'll probably get a beating off someone. Oh well, tis annoying. But at least its cheap, and I won't end up looking like Leto eventually.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 23:36, Reply)
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