I was fuming after a moron pyschoanalysed me
I made some condescending comment about not accepting life-coaching from someone as ignorant as they are.

They then pointed out that I will have a lonely life if I continue to be patronising and unpleasant to people.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sounds like something I'd say
was it me while drunk?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Ever consider you could be right?
/you don't win friends with salad
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

What about a really nice salad?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Have you ever won a friend with a really nice salad?
I didn't think so.

Cigarettes and vodka are the way forward
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

My potato salad brings all the boys to the yard

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Wouldn't a real friend be able to accept me as I am?
Besides, I'm not short on friends.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Doubtful. I don't.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

You don't accept me.
What would you like me to change?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

only what you're happy to change

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

oooh oooh oooh
That happened to me.

According to her, I'm bipolar.

According to EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, I'm not.

According to the medical professionals, I'm not.

Proof?

You should have twatted them. I almost did her.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Hang on mental person
This was some spastic I know, not a actual psycho-analyst.
My brain is fully-functional.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

She wasn't a medical professional
She's a girl my age.

I'm fairly ickle with little world experience.

But I am a mental person.

*waves flag*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

This is clear from your usage of the word ickle.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Which one, being young or being mental?
Either works I guess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Why are you posting on here instead of /talk?

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Because
Last time I posted on /talk I was mistaken for Syncubus.

And I prefer it here?

Sorry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Wow
You would have to have been spectacularly shit to be mistaken for Syncy
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Well, I mentioned guns and squirrels in the same post
I think that was enough for them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)