When did you last get really really angry? And what did you do about it?
For me, it was last week at the job centre. I asserted this through being extremely patronising to the desk boy's boss who had assured me that it wasn't their fuck up. When proved otherwise, he was still unrepentant and refused to apologise until I pointed out that three people had now told me that it was their fault and apologised unreservedly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I overheard some overly sexed up friends having sex on my sofa after my birthday party
I banged the wall and told them to "shut the fuck up"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Biscuit?
How was your birthday other than them Chomp?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

It was pretty good,
no major drama, someone passed out on my housemate's bed,
some people had sex,
but nothing was broken and no one was sick inside. All in all 8/10
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I really can't remember
I tend not to get angry very often, takes a lot to tip me over the edge.

Maybe missing the train back from London by seconds last October, due tio the tube stopping in the tunnel, then being made to pay £250 to stand all the way back outside a blocked toilet. Yeah, that's probably it.

I wrote a letter to National Express to complain, and got some half arsed 'explanation' that basically said 'tough'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I think you can get compensation from TFL is the tube delays your journey.
But I could be wrong.

How are you? Are you coping okay following sunday?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I did think of that
then promptly forgot; probably too long ago to start making a fuss now. Plus I've lost the tickets.

Am good ta; didn't expect anything else on Sunday tbh. A year in the championship may be the kick up the arse the overpaid primadonnas need.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

A year?
Oh, I see, you think that.... oh .... I see.

Well, yes, I'm sure that's what'll happen. There there DG, there there.

*passes hot milk and slippers*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I am eternally and hopelessly optimistic
what more can I say? I wouldn't be at all surprised if they did a Leeds though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

There was this time
I was on the internet and people were mean to me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)

your haircut makes you look gay

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

That would explain all the mandering I've been getting recently.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

your shoes are of a poor quality

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I don't get angry though
I just cry and write about it on my blog. In poetry form.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Oh I'm with you there girlfriend. I can't be doing with internetz bullies.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

They are totally unacceptable.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

You're unacceptable

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

bad and wrong
VC, I'm not referring to you. You'd make a rubbish internet bully as you're too vague.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I think I'd make a rubbish bully all round
I don't have it in me to hurt people. I can't say mean things without feeling guilty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Oooh! Oooh!
Sorry, I forgot, there was this other time when I wanted to emigrate to another country and they wouldn't let me. I was really really cross so I kicked a stone down the road as hard as I could. That showed them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

They wouldn't be deserving of you anyway
/pandertron
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Kicking stones is a *skill* though.
Other acceptable skills are waitressing and working on a till in a shop. Get yourself some experience in this, and you're in.

No, seriously. We're up to our bloody eyeballs with engineers, doctors, architects and the like.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Having the cunting Ticketmaster website keep timing out while I was trying to get NIN tickets
Then when it did rock in, it said that standing tickets have all sold out.
Minutes later, tons of tickets hit eBay starting at twice the face value...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Really, really angry?
Would have been about a year ago - saw some guys picking on my little sister who had decided that blue was a good hair colour for that week. Had a very loud shout at them. Didn't make them cry unfortunatly.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Isn't she...well a bit of a cunt though?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I have two younger sisters
Although I only acknowledge the youngest. She's lovely.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

That's ok then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I don't get angry, often.
But when I do I make *damn* sure that I'm alone (no humans, no animals) for a number of reasons:

1. I'm like the character from Heroes season 1 in that I "explode" with anger and have a tantrum, but a 6ft1, 90kg tantrum rather than a four year old. Trust me, having a 6ft1, 90kg bloke lash-out is much more destructive than a four-year old.

2. When I'm done being in a tantrum I typically feel the need to cry like a child which isn't something that anyone needs to see
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Really Really Angry?
Probably when my brother was being all tough and cool enough to punch through the glass of the wood heater, picked at his thumb where there was glass until it got infected, then had to go to hospital so he could get it fixed, all the while abusing the whole family because apparently it wasn't "his fault" - forgetting my mother's birthday.

I mean come on. It's a fucking thumb. How hard is it to say "Happy Birthday" to your own fucking mother after being selfish enough to call her a fucking cow because she wanted a weekend to herself after driving him all over the fucking countryside every other damn weekend for the previous six months.

/seethes.

Al - darlin' you're really not making me angry. You did once but eh. Your jokes are old and really don't bother me. Find some new ones. There's a good lad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Thumbs are pretty important
how are you meant to show approval to people from the early 80's without using the thumbs up sign?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

You give them the devil horn "ROCK" sign
and hope they are metal heads.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Proof of evolution, creationists!
Opposable thumbs
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:42, Reply)

That's not proof of evolution
just something that fits into the theory.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

ITS JUST A THEORY
ITS NOT REAL!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

You're not real

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Neither are you
you're off the internet, I saw you. Also, you're not really going to post a picture of yourself in your pants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

ORLY
well we'll see about that on Thursday wont we?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I was fuming after a moron pyschoanalysed me
I made some condescending comment about not accepting life-coaching from someone as ignorant as they are.

They then pointed out that I will have a lonely life if I continue to be patronising and unpleasant to people.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

sounds like something I'd say
was it me while drunk?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Ever consider you could be right?
/you don't win friends with salad
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

What about a really nice salad?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Have you ever won a friend with a really nice salad?
I didn't think so.

Cigarettes and vodka are the way forward
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

My potato salad brings all the boys to the yard

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Wouldn't a real friend be able to accept me as I am?
Besides, I'm not short on friends.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Doubtful. I don't.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

You don't accept me.
What would you like me to change?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

only what you're happy to change

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

oooh oooh oooh
That happened to me.

According to her, I'm bipolar.

According to EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, I'm not.

According to the medical professionals, I'm not.

Proof?

You should have twatted them. I almost did her.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Hang on mental person
This was some spastic I know, not a actual psycho-analyst.
My brain is fully-functional.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

She wasn't a medical professional
She's a girl my age.

I'm fairly ickle with little world experience.

But I am a mental person.

*waves flag*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

This is clear from your usage of the word ickle.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Which one, being young or being mental?
Either works I guess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Why are you posting on here instead of /talk?

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Because
Last time I posted on /talk I was mistaken for Syncubus.

And I prefer it here?

Sorry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Wow
You would have to have been spectacularly shit to be mistaken for Syncy
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Well, I mentioned guns and squirrels in the same post
I think that was enough for them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

It's safe to say that it probably had something to do with an Estate Agent.
In fact, just typing the words 'Estate Agent' makes my blood begin to boil...
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)