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Facial Furniture World Championships

If you were a style of Body Topiary, what style would you be?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:39, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A fabulous twirly one
that I could twirl with my fingers and say Hmmm...and Harumph a lot
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You've already got that though?
Oh, you're talking about facial hair, not minge flaps.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Cuz I'm freeeeeeeeee!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Freeeeee-flaaaaaaapin'

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I heartily congratulate you both for this
*salutes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

*basks in the glow of a job well done*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

job mimsy
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

My minge flaps are extraordinarily fabulous
much like the rest of me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

You know the rule
...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

It's not enough that you're getting a picture on Thursday?
greedy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Actually, you're right
Sorry.

If your pants are sheer enough, we'll be able to judge the accuracy of your claim above.

(I mistyped 'claim' just now, and wrote 'clam' instead, which would have meant the same!)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Either way, that sounds all kinds of wrong K2k6, so no

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hmm, I am being particularly perverted today
Even more so than usual. Don't know why.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Does it have to be facial hair?
I'd quite like to be represented by the Brazilian minge style.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

look at this one
news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=147524719&imageindex=3

that's the dream right there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

That bounder in the background has gone for form over function
and I bloody love it. You could hide a family of birds in there.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've always wanted a beard big enough to put a clock in
one day I'll do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

l
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Full of win
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/elmar.html

remarkable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

EPIC

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

That
is one of the most brilliant things I've seen.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I say, what!
Rather!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:08, Reply)