We shouldn't be surprised at this.
It's not like we should have expected Jade to have been the progeny of two intelligent, rational people.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Never thought I'd say it
but I agree with you 100% there, Wormulus. :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

Be careful
If they think you are partisan they might exile you to /links
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:19, Reply)

Hah
I don't think we've ever exiled anyone.

Sounds like fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

I've been looking into this
/links is actually more autistic than QotW.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

/links
So long as it's not /talk.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

isn't it progeny?
that aside, it was made clear when jade first came on the scene that her mother was a one-armed, jailbird, lesbian.

this came as a surprise to no one.

I don't believe she had a father.

it's good to see the comments on that page. Even Daily Fail readers are sick of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

She was immaculately conceived?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

nothing immaculate about it
I reckon she coagulated out of polluted air that got pumped up her mother's massive vag.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)