Jade is back
fuck yeah!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1187753/Jade-sent-message-heaven-Then-clouds-parted-I-saw-face-says-tragic-stars-mum-Jackiey.html
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:16, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ffs
The creation of St Jade, the patron saint of mingers and chavs everywhere has begun.

/face palms - really hard.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:40, Reply)

We shouldn't be surprised at this.
It's not like we should have expected Jade to have been the progeny of two intelligent, rational people.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:04, Reply)

Never thought I'd say it
but I agree with you 100% there, Wormulus. :)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

Be careful
If they think you are partisan they might exile you to /links
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:19, Reply)

Hah
I don't think we've ever exiled anyone.

Sounds like fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

I've been looking into this
/links is actually more autistic than QotW.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

/links
So long as it's not /talk.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

isn't it progeny?
that aside, it was made clear when jade first came on the scene that her mother was a one-armed, jailbird, lesbian.

this came as a surprise to no one.

I don't believe she had a father.

it's good to see the comments on that page. Even Daily Fail readers are sick of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

She was immaculately conceived?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

nothing immaculate about it
I reckon she coagulated out of polluted air that got pumped up her mother's massive vag.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Budgie?
Oh FFS.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:16, Reply)

oh hello you.
how goes it in Noel-land?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Alright sweets?
Noel-land's fucking rocking. Got a (crashy) laptop at work so I'm finally writing-up all the referral forms, contracts, web copy etc for the charity.

Got lots of positive support from my physiotherapist, who said the local GPs and hospital would happily refer patients to the charity.

All I need now is some money!

And how are you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I is goodish
mildly (or majorly, take your pick) about school but eh. Four weeks of term left - how the time flies!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Oh, yeah, right
You're No3l! Hadn't spotted that.

Cheers,
6k2K
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

*hands biscuit*
It's the icon, isn't it? :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, Reply)

That is somewhat scary
Although predictable.

I've just realised - Jade's mum does look scarily like one of my neighbours. Should I be worried?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

What the fuck were you doing on that site to find it anyway
and Budgie? Oh.dear.god
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:59, Reply)

What
the

hell?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, Reply)

It's well known
That Press Withdrawal can cause hallucinations in those who've become addicted to the attention.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

^This

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Lion King style.
Awww yeah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

OK! magazine...
...will probably dig her up in two years time for a makeover and an interview.

"How are you coping with decomposition, Jade?"

There will be weeks and weeks of letters saying "OMG! Rotting flesh is da new look for da summer innit, luv ya Jade xxx"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

^^
Lots of lols. Sorry about going to that site, credit goes to a mate who sent me the link.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)