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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yep...
...I imagined cuntyballs Hugh Grant making that speech in some dreadful Richard Curtis film.
Or Tom 'Not Gay' Cruise.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24,
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I can
insert the word "gosh" and put on a floppy haired wig if it helps?
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25,
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That would be great...
...and then leave her to get a blow job from a crack-whore.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40,
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I'd rather not.
If G comes back, it's for good.
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44,
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You mean...
...you will keep her in the freezer?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:49,
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No
I'll desist from recklessly being a cunt
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58,
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Ladies..
..like that sort of thing. (Not being a reckless cunt that is.)
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04,
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Yeah
they like being kept in the freezer a lot less.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14,
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having said that...
...they do stop complaining after you shut the lid.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:24,
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If
I could get Richard Curtis to make it that'd help.
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28,
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