Britain's Got Talent
Enough al-fucking-ready! Do we really need ninety minutes a day of text vote television that helps make some arrogant twat rich and pay for yet more substandard television?

That not enough for you?

We've got hours and hours of Big Brother, followed by Celebrity Dancing on Ice in the Jungle and some sort of Ice related endless reality TV on BBC - the last bastian of intelligent programming left after National Geographic.

The world would be a much better place if the brains of everyone involved in the deluge of shit that is reality television spontaneously imploded.

You cunts.

That is all.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Terry Wogan this morning
said it should be called Britain's Got Freaks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Would your world not be better if you changed the channel once in a while
or heaven forbid, switched it off and did something else?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm outvoted three to one
It's a televisual democracy in our house, so I'm consigned to post ranty messages on teh interweb instead.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Make it a Dictatorship
With you being Dick ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

MTFU
And assert your dominance within the household!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)