Alfie the cat
For fucks sake, if you climb in through the bedroom window at 3am and meow incessantly until I let you out of the bedroom so that you can go downstairs, crawl out of the toilet window and repeat all fucking night I am going to throttle you and make you into a pair of fur lined gloves.

You vicious furry feline bastard.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And now if anything happens to him, you'll regret saying that
Give the kitty some love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Catflap in the bedroom door?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'm going to fit it this weekend...
I've been deprived of sleep last night and I am *very* cranky.

I've already sworn at someone this morning.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Pfft. If you cant start the day by calling someone a cunt then whats the point of getting out of bed?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)