Oddly
I find the best thing to do is to make sure your toes are pointing directly at the object of your lusty intentions; sounds a bit weird, but focuses your attention on them and sorts out your posture so they know you're really interested in them and only them.

And don't scratch your bollocks... (any more than is absolutely necessary).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A practical tip from a man you know you can trust
If I'd had even half the sexual escapades of Senior Hanky it would be enough.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Senior Hanky?
Does that mean there is a Junior running around somewhere?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Possibly many, by the sound of it
;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

To be honest
the best way into a lady's knickers is by making um laugh...

(it helps if you get them absolutely shitfaced too)...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

^This.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Thou shall not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants
Use it to get into their heads
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Word ... sister
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

thou shalt not buy The NME
word indeed
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Getting into the pants
is just a very happy by-product of getting into their heart and mind.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:02, Reply)