Looking at old QOTWs and I should've posted this.
Back end of March 2005, it snowed a bit. Here in Hull, being reasonably near the coast, it thawed out quite soon. But I wanted more snow, so whilst the kids were staying school dinners and my wife was out at work, I got in the car and drove inland. After a while of driving along some slightly slushy country lanes, I found this windy road:

tinyurl.com/snowyroad

I winds its way through a steep valley and the snow was deep. Hurrah. Now, this type of sheltered single-lane track would be treacherous in the snow, however because there were springs along the route, Yorkshire Water needed access and had been down there with a snow plough. So I set off along the lane.

By now, I was seriously busting for a piss, my kidneys ached and so i needed to stop. There was a bit of a passing place at a gate to a field, which had a small steep track leading up to it.

I went to climb the track to pee near the hedge but slipped on the snow and went forwards. I put my hand out but under the snow was some deep mud and my hands went in up to the knuckles.

I stood up and tried to clean the mud off my hands, but I was really busting by now, so I undid my zip and made some yellow snow.

After I was done, I realised my cock was covered in mud. I managed to get most of it off but not very efficiently, and I certainly didn't fancy using a handful of snow.

I got back in the car and set off again and finally went home.

I forgot all about it until I got in bed that night and my missus noticed and asked me why I had a brown todger...

I've never known her to laugh that much in the 19 years we've been together. I thought she was going to pass out.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You should have - that is quite an entertaining little yarn.
But then in which QOTW would you have posted it?
"Things I'm most ashamed of doing with a penis"?
"Public sex (with mud)"?
"Times I've weed in snowy mud"?

Hmm...actually that last one gives me an idea for the QOTW suggestions...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Come on now....
...'fell in mud' is why you have a brown stained winky?

Tchah!

Having said that...

www.b3ta.com/questions/embarrassinginjuries/post13560
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)