You need to whore yourself about a bit.
Chat to someone for a while and become pals and then when they have added you as a friend, move on to the next sucker b3tan.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Damn, and I was hoping people would feel sorry for me because of my post
and then be my friend.

(Talking and whoring myself never seems to work very well but then maybe I shouldn't talk so much about my plans for world domination.)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I thought I was your friend.
Are you checking the right list.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Of course you are!
You were my first and bestest! (I just got one more fan, maybe my sympathy ploy is working).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:37, Reply)