on hold with student loans company
15 minutes so far

any bets?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:35, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a lot longer
and you wont be able to understand them when you get through.

Hang up and kill yourself now as they'll only tell you to put it in writing.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

it was tempting
but I got through in the end and they didn't tell me to put it in writing

they did tell me I still owe them £13,030.66 though

bastards
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Hmm let me see, I'd say
I don't give a crap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

21 mins
My bet
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

19 minutes
I win!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

who had 18 minutes?
no one?

ok, I'll keep the fabulous prizes for myself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Nice one!!
For an encore, you should call BT Holesale and try to get them to cancel ADSL on a line you don't own, where the house owner has changed and the 'cease' was an automatic one with a provider you're not allowed to know so that you can get new ADSL put in with a different provider (Though they might actually be the same provider, we just don't know.)

All the Internet Chocolate Cake you can eat if you can do this in under 6 weeks of 6 hour on-hold calls :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

My bet is
That they won't be able to tell you your balance from any more recently than 2004.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)