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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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One of the worst things about being a man...
The 'impromptu' or 'unwanted' stiffy that occurs when the rumbling of the number 73 bus, or the swaying of the train, or the spinning of the Earth on its axis awakes the Pant Wyrm and there's nothing you can do about it.

Especially if you're wearing shorts or joggers.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
True
The penis: A blessing and a curse.

Mostly a blessing!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)
Particularly when it pops up thirty seconds to getting off
People wonder why we never stand up straight.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)
Often, I just pretend I'm a hunchback
and get off the bus crying "THE BELLS! THE BELLS!"

No-one suspects a thing.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

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