I've just been informed that getting a hard on while wearing jeans is a big no no
is this true?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They don't 'give'
But a stiffy's a stiffy, whatever the package.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)

it's so small though
it's not as much of a problem for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Hey!
It was cold!

/insert generic cavernous muff gag
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Depends how baggy the jeans are
And if you're freeballing or not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIN
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm glad I've infected your mind with that!
I was singing it all day Tuesday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Not as much as it is when wearing a habit.
Or a dress.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Yeah, that's somewhat obvious

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

or a kilt
*waves at Richard and Duncan*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

They would wave back
But they're contained.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Makes a change

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

PJM IN "REVEALING PAST AS TRANSVESTITE MONK" SHOCKER
INTERNET OUTRAGED
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

OUTRAGED NOT ENTIRELY SURPRISED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I just give it a wiggle
to make things a bit more comfortable.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I always found that joggers were the worst things to get a stiffy in.
At least denim can have a flattening effect. Not so with joggers. That's full on tent-o-rama.

Hence the oft used pharase "Don't touch me! I'm wearing joggers!"
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Full on lolz
I can actually imagine you shrieking like a girl while wearing joggers, while the mantent looms
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

More like
a badly-tied bivvy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

No
That's ym, that is.

/ac
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

It can be a bit uncomfortable
but it's not the end of the world.
I would say that it's a little no no, not a big no no.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I vaguely recall Kevin Smith talking about an incident
When he first met his wife. They were making out, and she was grinding on his crotch. As they were fully clothed, and him having an erection, he could feel the zipper of his jeans rub away at his fella like a cheese grater.

OUCH.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

This is why Button Fly jeans are FTW.
Not only are the cool, they are also for the safety-conscious.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

and if it's small enough, no need to remove jeans

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I don't know about you, but if I get a stiffy in public, the last thing I want to do is remove my trousers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Sod off, I've seen that episode of 'Crimewatch'
The poor staff at Barclays Bank in Stoke Newington will never be the same again.

The Horror!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Amen brother!
Although drunkenly fumbling to do up the buttons at the urinal can look a bit dodgy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

It's not as bad as speados.
Esspeicaly if you get them from the market and the first 's' falls off, while teaching the kids to swim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

There speaks the voice of experience...

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Haha!
What a lovely vision.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:30, Reply)

One of the worst things about being a man...
The 'impromptu' or 'unwanted' stiffy that occurs when the rumbling of the number 73 bus, or the swaying of the train, or the spinning of the Earth on its axis awakes the Pant Wyrm and there's nothing you can do about it.

Especially if you're wearing shorts or joggers.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

True
The penis: A blessing and a curse.

Mostly a blessing!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Particularly when it pops up thirty seconds to getting off
People wonder why we never stand up straight.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Often, I just pretend I'm a hunchback
and get off the bus crying "THE BELLS! THE BELLS!"

No-one suspects a thing.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I miss those lurking stiffies.
Well unless the man in the shop has one every time I pop in for a bag of midget gems.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)