Of course it was a proper story
He dumped me after I bought a load of underwear. Where is the lack of story in that?

It's got heart break
redemption
longing
and the propensity to suck cock.

What's not to love?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What is your fascination with sucking penises?
I don't see the appeal personally.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Never again, eh?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

don't knock it til you've tried it
some are better than others though it has to be said. Too big and it's more than a mouthful. Too small and it's a waste of time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

oh
You know, my brain completely blanked out that fact that there was a story involved. Maybe it was the pics that did it. And I'm a girl.

So, I double-failed being the voice of reason 'cos I'm a silly twat who can't remember what she read.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)