so becky's post has been eliminated
from the best of the last qotw. interesting....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:37, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

FOTHERMUCKERS
Not impressed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Neither am I
I thought that mictoboys pic of you was gorgeous.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I thought you asked for it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I meant, asked for people to actually vote for the best one,
not "you were askin for it luv"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

So that translates as just delete mine?
great
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

We'll all have to just move on now,
storming forward to the next lot of drama comes around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

she was asking for it
*shakes fist*

she did, but she was still top

not that I care either way, but it is mildly interesting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

*reads thread*
haha

*gets to pic*

*has to go have a minute of private time*

*reads rest of thread*

haha

*goes back to pic*

Oooh and bonus Chickenlady pic.

But really I'm disgusted at you Becky
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Yep.
Boners pic

*horns*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Haha
I knew this would happen.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I think there should be a legal opinion on this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
This is clearly ONLINE CENSORSHIP and CONSPIRACY
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

As it's only the internet and I can't get angry I won't get angry.
*gets angry anyway*

*pillocks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

QotW is so much fun
Every day a different wobble.

I can see now why JMG got involved.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah cause no-one wobbles on /talk except when pics of attractive ladies appear on qotw.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Ah, JMG, that king of Internet trolls...
"Hi, tell me why you're pissed off with me.

Disclaimer 1: Don't get pissed off
2: No fat birds
3: ...
4: ...
5: (Something someone threw in the other day that I didn't have an answer to.)
6: ...
"

Love it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

But as it was only to keep Wormulus off the top spot
ultimately it doesn't matter, as he didn't get it.

And it is only teh interweb.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

WORMULUS WORMULUS WORMULUS

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

what are you trying to say?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

MY CLIENT HAS NO FURTHER COMMENTS AT THIS TIME.

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

damn you internetlawyerman
you have given a case of the repetitive office giggles
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

How does everyone know how well everything's doing before the end?
Can someone teach me the ninja secrets?

Pretty please..?

I'll get my boobs out.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

No
and you should say you'll get them out of people don't tell you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

So more a threat than a promise. Like it.
Probably best. My nips are quite hairy.

Shit, blew my cover...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Go to the latest page on QOTW
Make sure "all" is at the end of the url e.g. b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/all

That'll show the current rankings.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I love you.
Edit: And the rest of you, of course (If I'm not too sleepy)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I love you too dear
Now, come back to bed, or your lumbago will kick in.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Please don't
add 'all' to the address of the main qotw in your address bar and hit enter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I want internet lawyer man
I'm sure there's a case of Aspergers bullying here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Austism online is not an internetcrime or internetcivilwrong.
The law is there to protect online autisms
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

But but but
fails
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I AM SORRY
But this IS THE LAW
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Well I don't have to like it
rebels
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Cor!
You're like Robocop!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I was going to say
but gheyer.

Trouble is, Robocop had a big shiny helmet and a well used gun.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Win/win situation
It wasn't really a proper story so it took away other QOTW answers' positions, BUT those who were around on this here day know it got to the top. Therefore, her point was proven. Maybe.

*Is trying to be the voice of reason and fails*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Of course it was a proper story
He dumped me after I bought a load of underwear. Where is the lack of story in that?

It's got heart break
redemption
longing
and the propensity to suck cock.

What's not to love?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

What is your fascination with sucking penises?
I don't see the appeal personally.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Never again, eh?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

don't knock it til you've tried it
some are better than others though it has to be said. Too big and it's more than a mouthful. Too small and it's a waste of time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

oh
You know, my brain completely blanked out that fact that there was a story involved. Maybe it was the pics that did it. And I'm a girl.

So, I double-failed being the voice of reason 'cos I'm a silly twat who can't remember what she read.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Don't mean to fan the flames of conspiricy
(Or maybe I do, bwa ha ha)

But was you,Becky who earlier mentioned fighting with cr3..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I had no such fight with Cr3
and even if I had, I wouldn't expect him to play tricks with the happyclicking souls of b3ta
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Must have been someone else then :-)
I'll go back to sleep.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Hmmm...
Maddie jokes? Check
Online bullying? Check
Bad taste? Check

Vector pic of girl in teh underwhere? ZOMG! Call the interweb police!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

^This.
I never realised B3ta was so sexually repressed.

PJM - you forgot -

Rape jokes? check.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Nono, he mentioned Maddie ;-)
/fetches cloak...

Sigh, I think it's back to work time for me. Toodles all!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

INTERNET ONLINE BULLYING
This is one of my specialist practice areas
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)