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Am I going bonkers? /offtopic says there's eight replies to this thread, I can only see three, and I don't have anyone on ignore...?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I saw that, yeah
My spaz hands take a while on this keypad, and the damned phones keep ringing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*points*
SPAZ HANDS
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Sorry, I meant
JAZZ HANDS!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammy

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

iPod
cock etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I love a bit of cock etc.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Yeah I bet you do
Yeah.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Speaking of jazz...
Not many people know this but Al Jolson used to get terrible stage fright you know.

Right after blacking up, and just before the curtains would open, he was struck with terrible pre-minstrel tension...

God, I wish I'd remembered that one for the puns QOTW.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

You love it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I'm beginning to miss Kaol.
That's how bad it is.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

He must love it
It was cock etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

He?
How rude!
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Whoops.
No clue given.

In which case - how you doin'?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

:D
Just fine, ta.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That means my post above,
beginning 'yeah I bet you do', is less the joke I intended it to be and more a slightly deranged come-on, with unpleasant chauvanistic undertones.

Apologies. It happens, though.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That just makes it funnier.
/not easily offended
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hohoho... fuck.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Nope
It's borked. I logged out to check if it was anyone I have on ignore - still the same.

Apparently it's my fault, if clenders is to be believed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Of course I am!
I'm a paragon of virtue.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah...
I've met you, remember :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Oh. Yeh.
Shit - more /qotw lies :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I know
My life is one long fib interspersed with shagging fit blondes with massive tits whilst knocking out Mr T in the playground.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

When you open your eyes...
ym will have left a cup of tea on your bedside table.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

She already has.
Which is odd, frankly, as she's been dead for 18 years.

*spook worries*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Mums, eh?

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Aye
Can't keep a good mum down. Even from beyond the grave.

*cackles hysterically*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Hmmm...
that's where my mum is too.
*afears*
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Shit, isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

very very very :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Indeed.
*Offers ice cream to lift the mood somewhat*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

*takes icecream*
*shares*
*smiles*
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ice cream makes everything better.
Apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)