I met a charming gent
by the name of Martin Morton yesterday. Have any of you met people with amusing sounding names? Not like Mike Hunt or Emma Rhoyds (both of whom I knew) but names that just sound funny.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:02, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A good friend of mine works in a bank
and therefore meets all sorts.

From the Asian section of the population, he's met Mr Wi and Mrs Pu. Also a Spanish woman called Mrs Bras. (She was apparently very grateful when he pronounced it "Brass.")

A strapping, 6ft black dude whose first name was "Precious."

There are others...I'll add them when I remember them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Nick Tickle.
.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:13, Reply)

When I used to work for a law firm...
that dealt with conveyancing we had a client by the name of Damien Dark who was buying a children’s playground... there was something very sinister about that!! :S

Oh and we also had a guy at Ford called Mr Minge... but he pronounced it Min-gay... hahaha, it was minge.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 29 May 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I've got a male friend
who's name is Angel.
My boyfriend (whom we call Gator) is really called Gaylord :D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Not strictly a person...
but I always thought "Schindler" was an interesting name for a company that makes lifts.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:23, Reply)

They're one of our
biggest clients.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

That one
always amuses me too. First noticed it in a hotel in Liechtenstein, of all places, whereupon I remarked to my mate, "Hey Dave, look - this is Schindler's lift!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:43, Reply)

I was at school with a girl called
Titty Cuckoo.

It wasn't spelt like that though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Oh, and I have a friend called Anna Kane
which always makes me think of lanacane the anti-itching/chafing stuff.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Hubby teaches a lad called
Donyay Tubby.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:45, Reply)

I used to teach a Thai boy called Ice
That sounds wrong.

He was only ten.

I'm digging here, aren't I?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Swansea ity have a player called...
Angel Rangel.
(Pronounced 'Ang-hel Rang-el' apparently)
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Barclays, Bromley
Used to have a cashier called Dallas Hoare.

And I used to have to deal with a guy - who held the key to a LOT of money to our then struggling business - called Jurgen Dogmuch. Pronounced DOGMUCK.

I wish I could have laughed....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:02, Reply)

My sister
knew a girl called Lynn Orr.

Her clothes were always really soft.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:44, Reply)

My father worked with a chap...
..called "Albert Ross"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 29 May 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Paddy Cameron Cuss
Always makes me giggle, lovely chap too.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Oh, I nearly forgot
Terry Christmas!

Seriously. Google him.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Just remembered
I once met a Drew Peacock and a Simon Symons as well. Not that it's going to matter, cos this thread has been pushed off the bottom by a whole lot of pointlessness and no-one's ever going to read it.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:26, Reply)