I shall
MM is all of the awesome though, and I certainly wouldn't mess with her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I beat her in an arm wrestle
I shouldn't really be proud of beating her but I am.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

She took me down once
admittedly she jumped me as I was facing the other way about to leave the pub, but still, getting knocked over by a girl doesn't half dent your pride.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

If she'd jumped on my back
I would have instinctively thrown her down, due to my keenly honed reactions and years of martial arts training.

Of course, I would then apologise and drive her to A&E in my Honda Accord.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah obviously
me hitting the deck like a sack of wet shit was because I couldn't bring myself to hurt a lady. I should have realised it was just MM though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Nothing to do with alcohol consumption?
Bless you for being a gent though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)