So the weekend eh?
What was that all about, also, what's the deal with airline food?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:25, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It was hot
I cycled a total of 40 miles.

Also, I don't mind airline food so much...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

That's immpressive
I got the bike out for the firs time in a couple of years, we rode round the park and it was very pleasant. I am stunningly unused to cycling though, and this morning my bum hurts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I'll assume the activity and pain are not causally related
A friend of mine had to one-up me, he cycled from Stratford-upon-Avon to London...

Cycling's fun, although there's a killer hill on the way to my parent's house. It's fun going down it though, I set off the village flashy 'Oi, this is a 30 zone!' sign.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

being a veggilesbian
my meal usually consists of a bread roll, some water and some fruit. And the bread's usually cold and stale and blech.

I don't like airline food at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

There was some sort of bash
I went, people were drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Was anyone sick in their shoes?
Did anything really interesting happen or was it just lots of people meeting, drinking and generally getting along?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

MM beat wormulus in an arm wrestle
and mercy,
so be sure to mock his child like weakness when you next see him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I shall
MM is all of the awesome though, and I certainly wouldn't mess with her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I beat her in an arm wrestle
I shouldn't really be proud of beating her but I am.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

She took me down once
admittedly she jumped me as I was facing the other way about to leave the pub, but still, getting knocked over by a girl doesn't half dent your pride.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

If she'd jumped on my back
I would have instinctively thrown her down, due to my keenly honed reactions and years of martial arts training.

Of course, I would then apologise and drive her to A&E in my Honda Accord.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah obviously
me hitting the deck like a sack of wet shit was because I couldn't bring myself to hurt a lady. I should have realised it was just MM though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Nothing to do with alcohol consumption?
Bless you for being a gent though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

She took great delight
in telling me that, I also heard she convinced CR3 to issue him a one day ban for being a cock in public.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

oh yeah,
I was there when he did it, I forgot about that.

He was telling everyone he was our puppet master.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Please let that be puppets-on-strings
Not glove puppets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Snap!
Love the smell of fresh rubber in the morning!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I've had an amazing weekend
Despite returning my ex girlfriend's Futurama boxset (which she asked me to do) only to be thanked with the following text message:

"Take a running jump off something very high! And listen to me when i say I NEVER WANT TO SEE OR SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. yes i regret ever meeting or going out with you, your just a mind Fuck and i pity the next girl! I feel so betrayed by you"

I broke up with her on Wednesday after realising that I'd stopped loving her as a girlfriend and only loved her as a friend. We'd had an good relationship and I had hoped our friendship would continue after the breakup. Now I just don't give a shit.

:edit: Why on Earth did I want to date somebody with such poor grammar skillz anyway?!
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

With a message like that
Sad to say, I think it might be a good thing you dumped her. Not giving a crap may just be the best thing for it. Give her some time to calm down, and friendship may yet continue.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I was about to comment on the poor grammar
You're better off without her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

yes, but did she have big tits and take it up the arse
hmm?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Look, not every girl is like your mum
and you're going to have to learn to accept that at some point.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Can't comment on Spimf's
I couldn't get past the hair to the sweet goodness inside.

Your's Al... shaved and shivering like a waxed beagle. A little runny, but all was good.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Nope
and nope although I'm not even slightly bothered about the lack of back door action.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

send her back a message saying
that you couldn't give a shit.

she needs to know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Material Girl.
I note she waited until you had returned Futurama. Sums it up for me. Presumably you have nothing else of hers?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I have a couple of things
Most notably a set of bed restraints from ann summers. They're not the best if the bed has posts (ties are much better) but if it doesn't they're well worth having.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)