Paper is easy,
You just need to know how to fold it for... Erm... Maximum Penetration.

I think it'd be hard to kill someone with a single grain of rice.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Unless you use the grain of rice
to attract a pigeon. I think it would be easy to kill someone with a pigeon.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I'd like to see you
with a pigeon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

engineer its positioning
so it blocks a major blood vessel in either the brain, causing an aneurysm, or the leg, causing deep vein thrombosis, or somewhere else, just generally being a clot.

Dunno how you'd break the skin though. Are you allowed to use teeth?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I'm shocked...
A woman asking if she's allowed to use teeth?
*rolls eyes*
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

well, you specifically specified
a single grain of rice.

My bottom teeth are fucked right now though, as they're quite crooked, and have some sharp edges. It could be pretty dangerous.
/should stop thinking allowed
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Er...
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind...

On a similar note, got a dentist appointment Friday to replace the crown I lost last november. Ultimate procrastination.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I meant for BITING
gawd, these b3tan lot.

I haven't got a single filling. Go me!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Pffft,
Nobody likes a show-off...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

No one likes me
Simple as.

*gently weeps while filing teeth to sharp points*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

This is how simple
Emo-kids become convinced that vampires exist.
Don't go fueling their idiot-brains.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

How do you know I'm NOT a simple emo kid?
Or an Otherkin?

Note to all: I'm not. Really, REALLY not. Only one person on b3ta has met me, but he can vouch for that. I just have Dorothy-shoes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Erm......
That would be 2 - I was there as well, although I was a bit 'gurney'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Oh I'm so sorry Spike I forgot you!
I think I was probably a bit pished by that point.

Yes, I had like _______ much of alcohol. What can I say? I'm a lightweight!

But yes, you can vouch that I am NOT emo, I DON'T think I'm a dragon or that sort of shit, am just an ordinary chubby Northerner with sparkly shoes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Northerner?
Oh dear...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yup.
ergo I am better than you.

Choose not to believe it, but this here city is a marvellous place!

/sings snatch of the first song in Sweeney Todd to herself
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

PHAIL

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)