The totally bald guy in our office
Has a huge bright-red zit in the exact centre of the back of his neck.

I have used the Dymo label maker to make a little "RESET" label.

What an I offered?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

One cigarette.
I could get full sex for that in Liverpool.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

One
Dried up old orange.

It's sitting here on my desk looking cool.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Actually
I already have one of those.

Note to self - take new fruit into office.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:58, Reply)

a small meccano helicopter
already built

I can disassemble if required
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)