Who else wants to smash Alastair Darlings fucking smug cunt face in
every time the cunt opens his cunty little cunt mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:01, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I take it you think
he's a bit of a cunt then?
( wanderlust, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Lusteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
How are you my dear? What was so great about your weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I'm good thankyouverymuch Mr thegeordie.
My weekend was ace because I went for a massive walk with my housemate and our dog to a place called Dingle tower (that word always makes me giggle) Then, I drank beer and watched the hockey like a true Canadadadian. If Pittsburgh had won it would have been a perfect day. I actually did really exciting and dangerous things like snorting cocaine off a hooker's tits and ummm getting in fights.

How are you then? Still as sexual as ever I hope.
( wanderlust, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)

yeah, the fecking monochrome mong!
What colour are his pubes, anyway?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

they are the colour
of MONEY

the thieving bastard.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I'm more of a
'caving-in Hazel Blears' face with a pickaxe' kinda guy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Alistair Darling cost me £2.10
Not long ago I bought a "Have I got news for you" birthday card with him on the front, thinking a couple of months ahead for a mate of mine who is pretty political.

He has now spazzed up his expenses and seems certain to lose his cabinet post, meaning the joke on the card which is contingent on his Chancellor of the Exchequer status is going to be out of date inside of a fortnight.

So yes, I do dislike him a little.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)