Wimbledon
I am NOT a tennis fan. Sorry, find it dull as dishwater, and only mildly more interesting than watching golf. But the fella has asked me if I want to go along for a day this year. My initial response was - thanks but I'd rather watch paint dry.

But then he told me tales of strawberries and cream and sitting in the sun.

My question - do you reckon the strawberries and cream and sun will outweigh the watching of the women in short skirts pretend to have mini orgasms on court?


/edit - this is very important research and cannot possibly wait until after I've done my revision.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:00, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pretend you're the one giving them the mini orgasms
and you're set.

/huggles. hello luffly
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

actually - give them really massive full on orgasms beforehand.
that'll give them something to groan and scream about!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Helloooo!!
I shall have to practise my grunting. I'm not normally a grunter.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

not normally?
I can help with that.

/stops sleazing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Too kaoltarded/didn't read.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Your face.

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

no dear.
the appropriate response is "you're a cunt - fuck off".

love and fluffles Al.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I think the appropriate response
is to look at my passport and smile.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

y'know she only says love and fluffles wneh she really means it
It's all over the talk board
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I only mean the "love and fluffles" bit.
Not the rest.

he is a cunt though
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

What, so my comment was really mean and totally over the top?
Oh.....




....



... I feel a bit bad now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Nah I'm just fucking with you
I don't feel bad at all, I feel like a British national.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

not at all
it made me laugh
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

and now I feel a bit bad for saying you're a cunt.
/guilts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Lesson 1
never feel guilty for anything. it wastes your time and ours.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Rawr!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

mew?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

No

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Official line: Wimbledon is all of the aces - see what I did there! - and is to be enjoyed muchly
today's line. Stop wasting your life on here.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

needs more kaoltardedness

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

You're better at it than me
besides, I have Prison break to watch.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I court your drift

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

that's the advantage of a good education

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

What the duece?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

AAARRRGGGHHH
Right am off now to actually do work. Fuck you all!!!

(and have a nice day)

(and you still smell of poo. And Al smells the worst)
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Is it beckys day of wrath today?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Well come on
she said she needed to revise. I'm just giving her reason to.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

so you're basically doing a public service?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Yup
nice aren't I?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

you're too good for this place.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

good easy
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

NEVAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Wimbledon would bore me to tears
And not the penile kind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

does your cock do that pre cum thing then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Oooh does it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'm so awesome I make other cocks pre-cum

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

and you know this how
doesnt really want to know
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I went to a single sex school

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Oh thank goodness
I thought I had just had an accident.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

You have felt the touch of the Lord
Go with God, my son.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

do you know what time Sean Connery gets to Wimbledon?
Tennish

*brays with laughter*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

That's so bad
that the word kaoltard isn't enough.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

schplendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

oh god.
/snorts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)