MORE KAOLTARDARY NEEDED ON OT
Please fill this thread with terrible abuse.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, 103 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or I'll have to just sit here and abuse myself.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Like you weren't doing that anyway.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

My arm aches. I'm not as expert as you, you Top Class Wanker.
You can keep yours going for SIX HOURS!
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I've had a lot of practice.
Keep it up, you'll get there eventually.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Do it, you filthy girl

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'll try. I do actually hate myself.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

We all do.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

It's the sense of community that keeps me going.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I don't know. I think I caught it from some pseudo scientist twat.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Well that's what you'll get
If you keep going out drinking with Wookiee.
Poor boy :(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

He certainly is a twat.
And small.
And weak.
And a grumpy cunt.
But he's clever. And intelligent. There's no denying that.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I'll deny it.
I'm also denying the moon landing.

I recently denied america, but I changed my mind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

America tried to deny me once
due to a belt I was wearing. I had to relinquish it and never got it back. CUNTS of America
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I got high-fived last time I went through American security
I also had a MASSIVE black security woman storm over to me to see if my hair was real. She liked it. She scared me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Now, now.
Just because you're being bullied doesn't mean you get to lash out at the smaller, smarter kids.

Besides, I don't talk to Clendrix about SCIENCE. That would be like trying to explain trigonometry to a rotten donkey.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

At least
A rotten donkey would LISTEN.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Why the fuck would I listen to that drivel?
Creationism is where it's at.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Not everything you don't understand is drivel, pet.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

It's just lies, that's all.
I don't listen to the bullshit you dress in a lab-coat.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I listen when he dresses in a lab coat
and stockings.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

*voms a bit*

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

By all means ignore the bullshit,
but from the glazed expression you get whenever someone starts using words with more than two syllables, I very much doubt you can distinguish it from the FACTS of SCIENCE. Still, I guess it's better that you ignore everything if it gives you time to concentrate on not dribbling all over yourself - you're getting much better at that, by the way.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Since she got the bib,
Anyway.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Words with two syllables? You?
You can't even say your full name - you panic when they're selling 'Corona' and not 'Sol'.

As for the last sentence, YOU SICK FUCK!
You've drilled holes in your bedroom wall, haven't you?
Cheap fucking shot - buy your porn.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

OH SWEET CHRIST
I was actually just sick in my mouth a little bit.

No, I actually was. No internet hyperbole, I feel genuinely nauseous.

I'm going away now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

YES!

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

STUPID KAOLTARDED
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Glees
Did you make this thread just for me Clenders?

Is aware of what she just said
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Yes. I figure you and I can bring a decent amount of sarcasm and bitterness to OT today.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Well hurrah and huzzah
Soooo...you cock munching monkey felching anally obsessed spunklickers....you're all made of fail.

I need to drink more.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

"I need to drink more"
"To make myself look pretty enough before I can bear to masturbate. I just hope the beer goggles last long enough to finish, or I'll cry."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Woah
Kinda projected a lot of myself there...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I can see why

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

And I don't mean ejaculation

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Kaol
is silly.

Woof woof, meow, whinny.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Himjim's a cunt
hahahahahahahahahah

Just kidding.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Himjim's a cunt
Just kidding
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Ummmm I'm telling him you did a strikethrough
Oh wait, maybe he can see for himself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Booo.
I can feel the internet hate machine rolling.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Trying to catch me akwardly flirting?
I don't even know any more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Oh come on, join the fun
it's most cathartic
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*Joins in*
*Feels left out*

CUNTYWOBBLESOCKS!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Cocknocker

(beckyjsbx WOOP WOOP, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Dear god, is that the best you can do?
Fuckingcuntywanktube
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Flailingshittank'o'doom

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Chickenshitmama'sboy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Your face.
Wins.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

ym
wins harder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Yc
Wins even MORE HARD.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

If I had a cock then it would win harder, longer and thicker than yours
and you know it Spunky
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

No response?
Fine, fuck you then you sack of shit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Random Kaol abuse, you say?
Ah, where's Bert when you need him?

Ok, I'll try. Ahem.

So, that git swallower Kaol eh? erm, err, nice chap actually. Wouldn't want to meet him down a dark alley behind the park toilets, mind. Not with his knives. Not again.

I'm terrible at this...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

FUCK OFF
you suck at this
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Don't hold back now
Soooooooooooooooooooo much love in here :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Kaol is easily distracted.
Tell him he's awesome and while he's preening, kick him in the nuts.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

He has no nuts, I needed someone with really small testicles to practice on

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Al?

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Both of them
Al's were smaller than Kaol's.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

OH YEAH!
+10 ego-points for me.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

You have no balls remember
KAOLTARD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*checks*
Oh...
In that case, I need an urgent appointment with a oncologist.
Or a priest.
:(
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Oh God...
All this attention...
Ego... Swelling...
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

None of it's directed at you though fuckwad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I love what you've done with your hair
Are those real snakes?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Near enough...
I need to vent, so hard.
EDIT: OH GOD, and my story is on the /all page already!
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ABUSE.
Not self-love you fucking loser.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I doubt Kaol knows the difference...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Hang on, wait,
There's a DIFFERENCE?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

kaoltard

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Yup,
Self-love is baking yourself a big squidgy, squishy cake and FUCKING IT.

Abuse is not letting it cool down first.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

That's more like it peasant.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

yeah!
YEAH!

YEAHHHH!

Internet validity is mine!

I should get a robe or a sash or something.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Or a vector

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'm taking the slow, sustainable path ;-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Oh get to fuck
Mine was far better as it was blacklisted
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah...
Blacklisted BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Blacklisted because it was better than any other story
and it can never be retold because I got the highest amount of clicks for any story EVAH. True story.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Bit of a cheap shot though.
You know this is the internet.
You know it's full of wanking mongos.
You know the damage you've done.
I hope you're proud.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

You'd know
Your Kaoltarded face is in the dictionary under cheap shot
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

YM's kaoltarded face is in the dictionary under cheap slot

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

YM's kaoltarded face is still mongified after reconstructive surgery
the doctors hit her too hard when they found out she was pregnant with you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

No, that was when she was pregnant BY me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

You impregnated your own mother
you sick sick fuck. Still at least you got some, congrats, how was she?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Not bad, not bad
Not much tread left on the old tyre though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

SUCK are a pathetic self esteem boosting loser who isn't morbidly obese.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

EUNUCH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

If that your ego?
IMy kid sister said she thought it was your wallet.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

al editz
ego inflatable butt plug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Shame it's not your cock swelling.
Then we might have a chance of seeing it without the need for technological help.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

O HAI
Touches everyone. You're all Kaoltarded now
(beckyjsbx WOOP WOOP, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

O HAI BECKY!

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

What?
Damn, wrong comedy account used.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Yes indeed!

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I've been drinking all night
waht's your excuse?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I was born this way.
So... Genetics.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

YM and YD
are clever and good-looking and lovely.
/GENE FAIL
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Hahahahahhaa
C wins
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Thalidomide then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah...
Two mongs don't make a right either though.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)