Why?
just tell me why.


and then tell me what as well. or possibly who.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:35, 31 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Why not?
or quite simply:

Because.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

you appear to be a slightly younger
more female version of Dr Octopus....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

That is what I would have you believe,
Yes...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

GIRL ALERT
ENGAGE PANDERTRON
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

PANDERTRON ENGAGED
!!!


hold on, what does pandering entail?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

This

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Little 'un to Big
"I want that Panda Pop ad deal now, don't make me hit you again, capiche?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Why do I get pandatron-ed?
Just cos I'm a girl?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

What better reason?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, basically.
Al's getting you acclimatised to pandering in case you ever get tempted to go on /talk and join in their perpetual game of doctorsmuppets and nurses...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Not likely.
/talk scares me.
Whenever I try to look at it, I always end up rushing back to OT and hiding under a nice safe readable reply while shivering uncontrollably.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah, /Talk'll do that to a normal person
It's a little like listening to Gabber.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

*throws endangered Goth-bears-who-refuse-to-fuck*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

took me a second to get that
....


I feel stoopid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

*feels Vipros*
Now so do I ;)

*exits stage to Keyboard Cat accompaniment*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

...is it I'm digging your scene?
/IGMC
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

If I were to tell you then I'd have to kill you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

hmmmm
would it be worth knowing for the brief amount of time before death?

or am I better to forget about it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

The only way you'll know is by dying
worth it? Your choice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Because I said so.
Oh, how I hate that response :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

my car is in the front yard
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on, I came in through the window
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*tuts*
You're your own worst enemy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You suck at Haikus

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You suck at
EVERYTHING.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

S'true
I even suck at sucking. Too much teeth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Everyone knows you're not supposed to use teeth
I thought your mum showed you that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

She showed me that
gently running your teeth along the shaft while pulling the cock out your mouth can send a shiver through Dad's spine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Oh I love your family.
I think I'll go tell them on facebook
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Tell me why
-WHY-

Does it have to be like this?

Tell me why
-WHY-

Is there, something I have missed?

God that takes me back.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

NO WAY!
I just had a quick gander at your twitter cos I'm trying my hardest to procrastinate, and..

MY NAME IS KATE H TOO!!

I have no idea why this makes me want to write in capitals.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

And you're a sixth former!
Are we the same person?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)