I don't mind my taxes paying for stuff like beer
especially when it's for lovely people like becky.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ahem
lovely horrible
people things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Aww thank you Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I kinda agree.
As dole-folk go, she's not bad.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

She's got skills

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

What, like waitressing?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

One of 'em.
Pure transferable, that is.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

S'like bar work.
Not just anyone can pull a pint, or plonk a plate of spag bol on a table, you know.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

HARD FACT.
Right there.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

WE DON'T NEED DOCTORS OR ANY QUALIFIED PEOPLE
WHAT WE NEED IS PEOPLE TO WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRIES.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I AGREE
have you seen some of the retards in our shops?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

especially people who have qualifications
in bar tending, because that's not one of the easiest jobs there is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It took me over
3 hours to learn how to pull a pint. It only took me half an hour to learn how to rip off the dickhead customers though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

had you never been in a pub before?
I already knew how to pour a pint, and this was in an inbred, backwater village, Devon pub. They are pretty particular about their pints.

with their stupid glasses with handles.

A punter once came in and asked if we had non-alcoholic beer, I checked and found bottles, but not in the fridge. He said he preferred it warm....

he got buried under the patio.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It didn't really take me that long

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

honest

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not some massive Kaoltard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I don't believe you
you are some kind of massive Kaoltard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

It's all true
I'm such a kaoltard.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

That's not a skill
I did that for 18 months.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

And I bet you looked very pretty in your pinny

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I once fell over a dog
and another time a tray fell off a chair and knocked me over so I hit my head on a table.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Did you get the visa though?

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

No
they wouldn't let me stay. So I came home and earned money here instead.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Exactly.
Hmmm...

*listens intently*

Is that the sound of a distant Accord, revving slowly?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I can hear something
going up and down the road outside my office.

I can see someone practising mad kung fu skillz too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Listen carefully.
Put. The. Skag. Down.

Or you're in a world of trouble.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Fuck off hoogie

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

No, you fuck off,
Or you'll feel the terrible Justice Combo of metal and fist.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

The ultimate one two knockout.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

If you keep peddling these memes from out of nowhere
you'll sound like Piston.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Shut up
No-one else in the whole world is that boring.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Except maybe Nigel Mansell.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Or kaol

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

*yawns at the thought*

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I dunno
there's a guy in my office....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

He's being a bully though!
It's VALID.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

KAOLTARD!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

You know it, baby.
/mongfetish
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It's hard work
Being this awesome.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

So you were the cabaret?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Pictures, as it did happen
Clicky, no nudity, but not pretty
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Bloody hell
I think I've had her.

YM, isn't it?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Removed the pic in case anyone bitches
It's now at the link
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)