CharlesCalthrop
Is the master. Like reading William Burroughs.

Chart Cat still has the best ever QOTW post for the unexpected ingestion during a 3-some (http://www.b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258292). Not something I'll ever be able to forget.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:49, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OMG I forgot chart cat
I ADORE chart cat
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

*waves*
*blushes*


*mans the fuck up*
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

that was revolting
and I'm not pleased you reminded me of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Apologies
but although there has been worse posted on here, it's the fact that it seems like a true story that makes it all the worse...
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

you are right
makes me shudder
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

With very, very few exceptions
...everything I post on b3ta is at least 95% true (5% reserved for artistic license and swearing)

That's why I don't post too often, I'm far too dull to have enough material to post every week.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

That post
Is the only QOTW post to make me boke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah that chart cat post is brilliant
And I agree with you on Charles Calthrop. His "I watched my mate bum my other mate IN THE ARSE" post is a work of literary genius.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)