What ho, internet chums!
I am back from my hols.

What hilarity/memes/rows have I missed?

When I was last round there here parts, Honda Accords were all the rage. THAT'S HOW OLD-SKOOL I AM, YA HEAR?

*rolls up one trouser leg*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

FUck off
sorry, I mean Hi
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

These days
it's all about the kaoltards.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

But AL's the most Kaoltarded of them all

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

I think we established last night
that I am MASTER of the kaoltards, not one of them.

You kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm minister of defence for Deviltania, so I shit all over your Master of the kaoltards

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

An army of kaoltards
would overwhelm any defences.

Kaoltardedness is highly contagious.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I pity the parasites

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Monty is back........Hooray!
I don't know why I'm happy about that but I am.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I don't know why you're happy about that either
but I am happy to hear that you are happy about that.

*is happy*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hi!
How did the Hell-i-day go?
I've given my name to a new meme by being clever AND sexy.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hello old boy
It wasn't as awful as it could have been but it was still trying...

1. GF's 15-year old son is a spoilt little cunt.

2. His mother is a bit of a peasant.

3. Gran Canaria appears to be entirely devoid of any culture other than 'Brits abroad'.


Other than that, HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME mate...

On the plus side though, yesterday, I was able to take my daughter for her first ever swimming baths visit to lovely outdoor pool in London Fields near to my flat. It was quite possibly the best day of my life and definitely the best in a good ten months.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)