women, innit
when I have one that seems to really love me
why do I want the one that doesn't
and that lives miles away
fucksocks.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Because you're lowlife scum
or greedy?

Or both?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

AKA
Male.

All men suffer from this.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Neither, honest
Not doing the unfaithful stuff. Too old for that.

Got involved with A, was very happy. A dumped me.
Met B. I liked B, it wasn't going to work. Finished mutually.
Got back with A. Like her loads and she is loads better than B.
But I miss B.

Really I should start going out with C for six months, C being my right hand. Oh well.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Kidnap B
Keep her under the bed for when A is not around.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)