I wish I was a baller

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now you are
congrats
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

You've stopped making sense,
Edit:
I'm going to tell you a story about my mosquito bite,
I just went for a fag and spoke to one of the girls in the office, here's how the conversation went.

her: how's it going?
Me: ok thanks, I've got bitten by a mosquito though.
h: Oh do we have mosquitos in this country?
m: ... ... yes
h: oh I thought they were only in america,
m: ... no they're all over the world
h: I've only ever been bitten by a bee,
m: ... you don't get bitten by bee's
h: oh yeah haha
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You just became a baller

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

What witchcraft is this?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Careful Chompy,
If she ballers you again, it becomes a meme and you'll have to live with it forever.

Don't make her do it.

You baller.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

offtopic is weird

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I think I've had her.
She was crap.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

you're welcome to her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Do you wish you had a girl
so in a minute you could call her?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Yep and rabbits and stuff

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I wish I was a little bit taller

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Do you wish you had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

No
I wish I had a brand-new car so far, I got this hatchback
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

lemme guess
everywhere you go you get laughed at?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Or picked on
For looking like a girl. And sitting down to pee.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

she sings like an amputee

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Hahaha!
Not heard that bit! Nice.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yup
Wanna take me for a ride in your jeep ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I wish I had a chick, I would call her.
Edit - too late again.


Damn my slow computer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)