There's a storm a-coming
I can feel it in my bone.

What sixth senses do you all have, or would like to have?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gaydar
It would solve so many little... mistakes over the years.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You mean like a little tingle that
lets you know when there's a gay creeping up right behind you, about to pounce, so you can spring out of the way like a ninja cat at the last second..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I may have crossed a line here
Sorry 'pot :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Nah
That'd I'd enjoy ;) It's the tingle that tells me if someone is so I don't jump on them...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Ah, I know that one
"Sorry, we're lesbians"

Riiiight, so remind me why your friend was snogging me a second before you arrived..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Not quite
Lesbians I can spot. It's men I'm not always sure with. Would be nice to know before I attempt to kiss one on impulse.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I have
a working gaydar.

I would love to have a sixth sense that tells me of impending doom.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I wish I was a baller

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Now you are
congrats
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

You've stopped making sense,
Edit:
I'm going to tell you a story about my mosquito bite,
I just went for a fag and spoke to one of the girls in the office, here's how the conversation went.

her: how's it going?
Me: ok thanks, I've got bitten by a mosquito though.
h: Oh do we have mosquitos in this country?
m: ... ... yes
h: oh I thought they were only in america,
m: ... no they're all over the world
h: I've only ever been bitten by a bee,
m: ... you don't get bitten by bee's
h: oh yeah haha
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You just became a baller

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

What witchcraft is this?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Careful Chompy,
If she ballers you again, it becomes a meme and you'll have to live with it forever.

Don't make her do it.

You baller.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

offtopic is weird

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I think I've had her.
She was crap.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

you're welcome to her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Do you wish you had a girl
so in a minute you could call her?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Yep and rabbits and stuff

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I wish I was a little bit taller

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Do you wish you had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

No
I wish I had a brand-new car so far, I got this hatchback
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

lemme guess
everywhere you go you get laughed at?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Or picked on
For looking like a girl. And sitting down to pee.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

she sings like an amputee

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Hahaha!
Not heard that bit! Nice.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yup
Wanna take me for a ride in your jeep ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I wish I had a chick, I would call her.
Edit - too late again.


Damn my slow computer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I want a sixth sense
That tells me when I'm going to make a really bad or stupid decision.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

what you want is a fat tenor
in a tux to come out and sing "Mistake!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Yes!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

That will do nicely!
.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

.
bone boner.

I have no sixth sense
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'd like the sense to be able to tell when someone fancies me.
Although it's a bit late in the day now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Why? Is it
afternoon nap time?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
I only do afternoon nap time at the weekends.


I'm just speaking of missed opportunites.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)