The sun is trying to come back out
the question at hand is, do I:

a) go for a swim in the sea. apparently it got up to 18 degrees C yesterday afternoon
b) go for a swim in the pool
c) give my garden a damned good forking
d) other - make suggestions

edited because Kaol is a gigantic moron
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:36, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

D) Other.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Oh...
I say you do:
D) Make Suggestions.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

With some kind of cream-filling.
And sprinkles.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

e) be smug

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

f)
Read the paper on your balcony. Maybe have a croissant as well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

those I can do
good choices
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I think I like where this is going...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

No he's not
he's just Kaoltarded
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

...
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Kaol standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Kaol
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy

but I know hes a moron, Kaol is a moron
Kaol is a moron, Kaol is a moron
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Cool and trendy?
And a song about me?
Awesome.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

It's actually one of my favourite songs
along with '2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps'

And 'Rupert The Bear' by The Bus Station Loonies.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about.
But that's fine, I'll nod and smile if your mouth keeps moving :)
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

"Gordon is a moron" by Jilted John

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Technically
It's "Jilted John" by Jilted John.

/pedant
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Technically correct
The best kind of correct.

/Futurama...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

2 pints of lager was by Splodgness Abounds.

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Another classic
I also like "Simon Templar"

Simon's got a big white car,
And his bird never wears a bra...

SimonTemplarSimonTemplarSimonTemplarSimon!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Kreosote
A local band, do a song called "8 - a tribute", the word of which are
I like counting up to 8
8.is.my.favourite.number
I like counting up to 8
8.is.my.favourite.number
1-2-3-4-5-6-7....
EEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!
It's great!

Brilliant song!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Fork the garden then go for a swim in the sea to cool down

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)