Actor
I have an email address one character away from quite a famous actor. As a result, I frequently get his email. And its fucking cool. I just got a callsheet for the BBC's Hamlet, which apparently starts filming tomorrow.

I now have the mobile numbers of David Tennant and Patrick Stewart amongst many others. I know where they live, and what time their cars arrive to pick them up etc.

I always email the senders back telling them I'm not who they think i am, but they never reply. In fact fuck it, I'm going to turn up tomorrow at, hang on,

UNIT BASE:

ST JOSEPH’S COLLEGE

LAWRENCE STREET

LONDON, NW7 4JX

Breakfast at 7.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:03, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i've just changed
my email display name to match that of the actor, I'm tapping up the sender (a fairly well known director) for info. What shall i ask for???
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

That's really close to me
might see you there
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

i live
in manchester, so cant really go. But if you do go, take some pics. If you want to know who my alter ego is, I'll gaz you, and my girlfriend tells me he is, and i quote, "Fuck me thats fit".
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Bugger
I was going to gaz you last night, but I fell asleep watching Ghostbusters and only just woke up. :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

a Brandy balloon full of red M&Ms
and a tiger.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

How much free booze there will be
When are meal breaks
Ask them to make sure they don't bring "Toothy Ruth" the fluffer
Will there be a ball pool on site.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Large tube of KY jelly
and a wide selection of root vegetables
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

A flower basket for each lead actor
marked 'From the creative folk at QOTW'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Ask for drugs to be sent to your trailer.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

tell them an increadibly racist joke

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Update
I just realised the person who sent the email is Dr Who's girlfriend! Game on.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)