Fireworks
You know those cheap rockets that go off with a shrill whistle followed by a fairly feeble crack?

I just farted and that's EXACTLY what it sounded like.

What items of low-grade pyrotechnics have you inadvertently replicated using your digestive tract?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:38, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

people talk about their bowels far too much on b3ta,
it's not funny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Actually
it is if you're male.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Proof indeed
That PsychoChomp is a girl.

And I am, in fact a bloke.

Rafe let off top grade biological warfare in his room last night, coz I nearly fainted when I got him out this morning. Urgh.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:32, Reply)

Put it this way
Never go into the bog after I've just used it. Your nose will fold up into your face in sheer protest.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

MultiShot Air Bomb
If you believe the other members of the family Porkylips. And my colleagues. I, however, firmly believe I am more of a Sten Gun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)