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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like pants, they're a great invention. They facilitate the wearing of trousers without any respite from zippers. They're easy to wash, easyer than trousers anyway. I very much enjoy the way they extentuate my manhood, or should be worn on a girl, her womenhood. That thus shows that I am a great potential mate and would produce good offspring, should the situation arrise. I like the way they allow for me to roam from bedroom to bathroom, via public corridor, without exposing my nether-regions to potential gusts of wind.
If someone had a link to an album that celebrated not only the pants, but the creation of said pants, then that's the sort of thing a Gonz can get behind.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
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