Right, forget that other crap and listen to me.
Do you like pants?
Do you like helping other people?
If you answered no...look, don't make me fucking come round there, OK?
If you answered yes...

Some of you may know that one of our number has a love of all things pants based.
A lovely chap from b3ta has put together an album of tip top tunes to raise money to support her project making pants and helping women improve their lives.
Queen Becky of Letters has provided a link in the replies.

In order to keep her b3ta and working life separate, I have said I'll put this post up for her.

And if any of you fuckers think this is spam, here's a question instead:
WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU COULD FIND IN YOUR PANTS?
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Best thing I could find in my pants
other than myself of course, is this link
www.dpulse-america.com/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Yay!

( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

So buy it all you employed people
Or I'll come round and jizz in your pants
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

*buys*
*hopes for jizz anyway*
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

So don't anyone mention her username.
Also, I'd most like to find the key to a safety deposit box full of money in my pants.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

In my pants...
I would like to find this weeks winning euro-lottery ticket.
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Link Link Linky Links?
For us lazy old senile bastards?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

^
Becky beat me to it - it's up there!
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah but
Is there a link for a website for the Pance charity?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Oh!
PANTS
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I'm going to be honest with you here....
I like pants, they're a great invention. They facilitate the wearing of trousers without any respite from zippers. They're easy to wash, easyer than trousers anyway. I very much enjoy the way they extentuate my manhood, or should be worn on a girl, her womenhood. That thus shows that I am a great potential mate and would produce good offspring, should the situation arrise. I like the way they allow for me to roam from bedroom to bathroom, via public corridor, without exposing my nether-regions to potential gusts of wind.

If someone had a link to an album that celebrated not only the pants, but the creation of said pants, then that's the sort of thing a Gonz can get behind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

And the best thing I can find...
is me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'd like a big chunky hairy hand in my pants.
Hopefully attached to a big chunky guy.


And some cash.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

YM
Someone had to say it!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

hurrah for pance!
the best thing I could find in my pants is my lady bits and my bottom, because anything else would be a worry.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

This will be the first time I've downloaded music off the internet.
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Really?
I've never downloaded music I've had to pay for and would have no idea of how to do so.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I pay for all my music
because I am a kaoltard good and proper person.
Except when NIN are giving away albums.
And I nick stuff off other people.
And people send me Random Burns.
( thealternativefact, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

As above
All my music has been bought legally and on CD.

There's nothing better than paying a CD for the 1st time and reading the cover notes - its one of my simple pleasures.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)