Well,
I turned up to mine drunk, that was fun!

My brother did his because he wanted to see how far he could go.

The question was "Describe the effect fish has on a healthy diet" or some shit like that.

He started his response with "How is this relevant in any way shape or form? I study History, English Lit and Philosophy. I can tell you when the fish first appeared, what Shakespeare thought of the fish, and then argue whether or not the fish actually exists, but apart from that, I'm out of ideas. So let's do that!"

And proceeded to answer his own questions posed above.

Bastard still got an A
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I call shenanigans
If you were marking that, you'd give it a U, and write in the margins: 'It might help you have a balanced diet, or will be your first example of answering this question should you ever become a fishmonger, fisherman, chef or nutritionist, you sarky little shit.'
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Fair enough
He might be lying about what he wrote, but it seems odd that 5 years later, he can still remember what he wrote, and I know for certain he got an A.

That's all
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)