It's my 4th b3tabirthday!
and I missed most of it because of stupid, stupid work.
Damn you need-for-money!
*shakes fist with anger*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:04, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I blame Satan
If it weren't for him - and, to be fair, your entire gender - we'd still all be merrily frolicking in the Garden of Eden sans clothing.

PS. Happy B3taday!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

But then
We wouldn't have interwebs and therefore, by extension B3tadays.

Wooly thinking at it's finest!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

And extending it further
it'd just be Adam and Eve, so he'd probably already have heard her story about Unexpected Nudity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

"Bastard fig leaves!"
Or some such.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Happy B3taday!
Ah well, you've got two work-free days to celebrate.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Happy birthday lovely!
*presents b3tabirthdaycake*

*defies all the "Wah, OT is too fluffeh" crowd*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

OT will always be fluffeh!!
*eats cake*
*enjoys* :D
( Mellicious is made of candy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

*cuddles fluffy tulip*
I just read all that.

Made me giggle.

Oh, and of course, happy B3ta day Mel!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)