I'm thinking of getting dressed and having a shave
I've spent a bit of time this morning photoshopping a picture of a tattoo I'm thinking of getting onto a photo of my back. I have discovered a few things.

1. I think it'll look quite good
2. My back isn't as muscly and/or attractive as I had previously supposed it to be.
3. My mrs must love me for my personality. Which is in itself slightly worrying.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:47, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've given me the motivation to go have a shave,
thankyou al, you're the best.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Aww you can't help being a lolfattie, just as Chompy can't help being a girl
we love you for it just the same.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I have a random following me on twitter.
Must write more incomprehensible shit to discourage them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

just link to your posts here

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Oooooooh bitchy
I like your style
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I like her boobies

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

It's true, I have awesome boobs
Oh wait, you were talking about Chompy's weren't you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

they're exceptional,
send me money
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Pictures of I won't pay
*wipes sweat from palms*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

No deal.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Western union ok?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I prefer grubby bills to be thrown at me.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

POIDH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

jgmtfm

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Eh?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

just give me the fucking money.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

NO
You gotta work for it, same as everyone else
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

says the doley

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Damn straight
Toodles, I'm off to shower and head to Covent Garden for tasty American food snacks
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

see you,
I'm off to the pub in a bit for tasty tasty beer.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Ohhhhhh, I see, I understand.
Yeah', I know, my phone sometimes fails to send text messages too.

It's OK, I couldn't come anyway, I'm working tonight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

You have a personality?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

? disorder.
( thealternativefact, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

get a tattoo
of your chest, on your back.
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)